FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
Why won't girls go out with me?
Because you're an idiot.
Is it weird to believe in the unexplained?
No. It is weird NOT to believe. I feel sorry for those who can't open their minds to more than competition TV shows, credit card points, and what the government tells them to believe. Every year new discoveries are being made about our bodies and our planet and the galaxy around us. I think people who refuse to explore possibilities of mysterious phenomenon are scared to find out, there may be some truth in the fantasy. Not every theory will be found to be true, but not all theories are false. DON'T STOP THINKING. PROUDLY BELIEVE IN POSSIBILITIES.
If a train leaves New York heading west at 50 MPH, and a train leaves Hawaii heading east at 40 miles per hour, how long before the people from Hawaii drown?
1 hour 17 minutes
Why did you open a store dedicated to mysterious phenomenon?
For tax purposes the store is in the name of my cat, Dr. Watson Fuzzy Wuzzy. She also owns a telemarketing scam selling turkey basters over the phone.